Just call me Zane

This blog was Juan's idea, though I do somewhat take credit for the name of it when I suggested that the Houston Texans should draft a punter in the first round of the 2014 NFL Draft (tactically speaking, it's unthinkable, but it would also be really, REALLY funny, & it's something I want to see in my lifetime). My friend Juan is a mindless homer for all things Houston, & unfortunately, that includes the Astros & the Rockets.  So he'll be handling the bulk of the sports blogging on this site;  I'll try & cover everything else.  Until football season.  Come on, the damn thing has PUNTER in its title, what the hell else are we going to talk about from September to February?  Opening day should be interesting enough, since I'm a Washington Redskins fan & their first game is an away shot against (you guessed it) the Houston Texans.  I have a few things to say about this game:

1.  Whichever QB the Texans trot onto the field that day is the next Ryan Leaf.  

2.  Bill O'Brien leaves his Christmas lights up until June.

3.  Reliant Stadium is the most dull name in the history of buildings.

4.  Andre Johnson is actually 93 years old.

5.  Final score:  Redskins 112, Texans 0

With all that out of the way, happy reading, & be sure you tell your friends.  Here's a picture of Mr. Burns.